EEB. The Evil Easter Bunny

This is the story of EEB, the Evil Easter Bunny. It started Easter 2014. When a special limited box was released. Every illustration handmade. Every word was handwritten. Inside the box was a true fairytale, the story of EEB. The box had 12 special flavour macarons inside. There were only 100 of these boxed produced. each box was numbered.

The limited edition Easter box

This is not an ordinary box. No. This box is special. Very special. It’s a box filled with love. A box full with sweet treats. A box with a message. For very special people. There are only 100 of these boxes. And this box is number XX especially for you. Enjoy it to the max.

The story of EEB

This is the story of EEB, the Evil Easter Bunny. I hear you wondering, why is an Easter bunny evil? The answer is simple. Coz his treats are too delicious to resist. This is his story: EEB the Easter bunny wasn’t always evil. Nooo. Things that made EEB a bit… different.

The first thing was, that EEB loves sweet treats. I guess you do too. I know I do. But EEB loves sweet treats a bit more. A bit a lot. A bit too much. Way too much. Actually EEB is obsessed with sweets. The one thing that was always on his mind… sweets. Or actually, there were two things on his mind. Sweet treats and… ears. Literally on his mind. Huge ears. Bunny ears. Bunny ears? Yeah, bunny ears. EEB was a sucker for bunny ears. Don’t leave home without them. Wherever EEB went, so did his bunny ears.

EEB wasn’t always EEB

Becoz EEB was so crazy for sweets, whenever he was around it was always a feast. EEB became popular. They gave him a special feast named, Easter. But did you know that EEB wasn’t always EEB? Nooo. EEB used to be ED. But the one tiny little problem was, that ‘Easter Dummy’ did not sound as cool as ‘Easter Bunny’. That is how Ed became EB. Sweet little EB. So what happened?

Two things were always on his mind: Sweets and bunny ears.

EB always made sweets. He was so generous that he always gave sweet treats to everyone. And everyone loved them. But the one thing EB couldn’t do, was stop. The sweets, the treats. The ears went on and on. EB always enjoyed his treats as much as the people did. But slowly the people started changing. They started to grow. They became bigger and bigger. But EB didn’t.

They became cranky

How come? Since EB was always busy baking, he never grew. Not an inch. The people started noticing. And they didn’t like it. While they grew, EB only became smaller. At least, to them he did. They asked him how it was possible. You eat sweet treats as much as we do, but you don’t seem to change. EB did not know the answer.

Meanwhile the people kept on eating his sweets. Nom nom nom. Until… when their sugar rush was gone, they became cranky. They actually wanted more and more. But they didn’t want to grow bigger.

EB was called evil

They started to talk bad about EB. Real bad. They blamed him for the unwanted side effect. In time they started cursing him. EB was called evil. He was no longer wanted. But then again they still wanted his sweets. Big dilemma. With the emphasis on big. This is how evil EB became EEB. And EEB made a radical decision. 

No one has ever seen him again

EEB left. He disappeared. No one knows where EEB went. No one has ever seen him again. But he did solve their ‘BIG’ problem. Coz although he vanished. His sweet treats didn’t. They pop up every now and then. And when they do, it is a big feast again. It is all bekom of the Evil Easter Bunny. Becoz of EEB. Happy Easter!